Endowed Captain Longfellow Costume
Coming SoonProduct # FO64232
- Pants w/ attached boot tops
- Exceptional manhood
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You'll have to stay in the middle of your ship to keep it balanced when you're wearing this well-endowed Captain Longfellow costume. The men's adult humor costume includes a polyester brown jacket with gold buttons and accents down the front. The jacket has a faded pattern for an authentic pirate look. It also has black cuffs with white accents on the sleeves, as well as a black collar. The front of the jacket opens only up to the waist, but it Hook and Loop fasteners in back. The tricorn hat has the same pattern as the jacket and black ties on the inside. The black belt has gold fringe and says "Captain John Longfellow." It ties around back and also has extra red-black striped pieces that hang loosely. The pants have vertical red and black stripes and an elastic waistband. They also have attached black boot covers with elastic bands underneath. Finally, this costume includes a soft, flesh-colored "exceptional manhood" piece measuring a massive 19" long. It includes white elastic straps so you can wear it comfortably under the jacket. You'll have everyone hanging on the edge of their seat when you show up in this costume!